(Source: best-of-inspirobot)

(Source: twitter.com, via thebootydiaries)

etct:

incrediblysincere:

This one is really making me lose my mind and idk why

Ive never played minecraft and i can only recognize this because of the piano music and everything else is SO scary to me

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

turing-tested:

full offense but i hope a certain someone does well in life and finds joy and love that they deserve

(via lesbeancats)

glumshoe:

Me: “Why am I feeling a sense of dread?”

My brain: “That’s cortisol, baby!”

Me: “Yeah, but where is it coming from?”

My brain: “Your adrenal gland!“

Me: “That is not what I mean.”

(via glumshoe)

librabutch:

someone i speak to every day: hey

me: i miss you and i love you

(via goopy-amethyst)

lemememeringue:

REASONS WHY I AM ACTUALLY A DRAGON

• hoards special interest
• flap flap flap flap
• everyone must be quiet
• but not me
• no words, must Roar
• AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
• likes to stay in the dark
• must. look. at. shiny
• no one knows what to do with me
  

(via relatable-autism-memes)

(Source: kropotkhristian, via flowers-for-freaks)

(Source: pruane2, via destox)

chickenkeeping:

chickenkeeping:

everybody runs differently 

olive: boob jiggle physics except in real life

bee: basically the naruto run

juno: if i run on my tippy toes will that make me go faster

rue: cant really see where shes going with the flesh on her face flopping around like that by by god does she try

percy: BOB AND WEAVE